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24/09/2006

Permalink 19:15:00, by admin, 174 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa… more »

19/08/2006

Permalink 18:06:15, by admin, 179 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke, + over 18
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. A 35 year old woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front o… more »

22/07/2006

Permalink 18:15:40, by admin, 153 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules and their pilots were chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk fell to the subject of the relative merits of their respective aircraft with the fighter pilots holding that their pla… more »
Permalink 18:12:53, by admin, 256 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the cen… more »

02/07/2006

Permalink 17:56:53, by admin, 132 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough… more »

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