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21/05/2007

Permalink 17:51:33, by admin Email , 693 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage/classic helicopter fly-ins. Death is just nature's way of telling yo… more »

15/03/2007

Permalink 14:01:04, by admin Email , 86 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke, + over 18
Koos was seated next to a priest on a long international flight. The hostess came around and took drinks orders to which Koos replied he will have a Rum and coke. The hostess then turned to the priest and asks if he would like a drink? He rep… more »

05/02/2007

Permalink 10:30:00, by admin Email , 186 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
The Balair charter flight home had been a long one. The passengers had got a bit bored over the second half and cockpit visits were taking place. After a while the crew were getting tired of this, so when the steward asked for "just one more", the cap… more »

20/01/2007

Permalink 09:00:00, by admin Email , 147 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to… more »

15/01/2007

Permalink 08:00:00, by admin Email , 138 words   English (ZA)
Categories: joke
The crew of a US airliner made a wrong turn during taxi and came nose to nose with another aircraft, the furious ground controller (a female) screamed: "[Callsign] where are you going? I told you to turn right on 'Charlie' taxiway; you turned right on 'D… more »

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