Aviation Humour & Jokes

Koos was seated next to a priest on a long international flight.

The hostess came around and took drinks orders to which Koos replied he will have a Rum and coke.

The hostess then turned to the priest and asks if he would like a drink?

He replied in disgust that he would rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch his lips.

Upon hearing this Koos handed his drink back and told the hostess he did not know he had a choice!!!!!